Sebastien Tellier to represent France at Eurovision?

With both England and Ireland taking the piss by sending a smelly old bin man in a shiny shirt and a stuffed turkey to represent them in Eurovision this year, the French are taking things a bit more seriously. Perhaps a little too seriously.

Sebastien Tellier will represent France in this year's Eurovision song contest, or so we are led to believe. The song in question is 'Divine', the one pop moment from his slightly disappointing 'Sexuality' album.

You can listen to it at his MySpace. We hope Mr Tellier doesn't get any more funny ideas while he is competing in Belgrade, such as offering to work with Andy Abraham on his next album…

Click here to listen to 'Divine' at Sebastien Tellier's MySpace page.

Of course, this could all be a load of old nonsense. Tellier is fond of that sort of malarky...